What a witty, lighthearted essay, but it still packs a punch!

Why are medium writers (gasp!) writing about Umair?? Hugely pro-Umair, there are some which are rather obsessively unpleasant.
Readers love to hate on him, then love him, then pile vitriol, then back to loving him!

You must have insights into this fascinating behavior. It’s like a tropism : over-reactive readers return again and again to be burnt in the flames of his blunt, searing writing! I love it.


Our vampire it’s obvious, is passionate about the planet, Donald Trump, impending economic collapse of America in particular and the world in general. FASCISM! How could I forget.

I love your witty, gently teasing writing style. Bravo!💃🏻🙃