Outstanding!

Some of your readers are immune to edgy satire it seems. One comment accuses you of envy? Come on, people!

Who on earth would want a Bezos mantle? Make money by all means. Except by out and out exploitation. And I mean, heartless. Of course I buy on Amazon, lest I be accused of being a troglodyte!

Unbridled capitalism has been our undoing, America. So we reap the last harvest.